Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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