Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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You can't just leave with hair like that
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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