hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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