I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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