1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Small penises have feelings too.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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