I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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