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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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