Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We are all done wearing pants today
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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