And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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