You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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