PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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