I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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