Dual....:-)
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize