a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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