West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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