Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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