you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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