You work out of a Hotel?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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