Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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