arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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