google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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