I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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