what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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