Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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