Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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