we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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Have fun and good luck.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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