Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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