Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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