just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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