Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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