and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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