Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
home. puking in laundry basket.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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