my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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