i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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