After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize