We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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