I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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