i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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