so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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