ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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