Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just cropdusted the office
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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