if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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