Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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