Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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