Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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