Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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