i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i out mim tonsoeep
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