i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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