didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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