My nipple is on Facebook.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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