omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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